The Pacifier

Navy SEAL Shane Wolfe is handed a new assignment: Protect the five Plummer kids from enemies of their recently deceased father -- a government scientist whose top-secret experiment remains hidden in the kids' house.

Cast

Vin Diesel

as Shane Wolfe

Lauren Graham

as Claire Fletcher

Faith Ford

as Julie Plummer

Brittany Snow

as Zoe

Max Thieriot

as Seth

Chris Potter

as Bill Fawcett

Carol Kane

as Helga

Brad Garrett

as Vice Principal Murney

Morgan York

as Lulu

Keegan Hoover

as Peter

Reviews

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Crux of the matter is adults can't relate to children and children can't relate to adults, is there a middle ground? Which also poses the question, are children watching this? Are the parents? It's entertaining, sure, but nobody would go out of their way to rewatch this—except me, I guess, for Britt...

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