The movie consists of two satirical novels based on the same idea: both the "gangsters" and "philanthropists" end up in the courtroom.

Gustaw Holoubek
as 'Profesor' (segment nr 1)

Wiesław Michnikowski
as Anastazy Kowalski (segment nr 2)

Hanka Bielicka
as Kowalski's Wife (segment nr 2)

Magdalena Celówna-Janikowska
as Hanka (segment nr 2)

Barbara Modelska
as Singer (segment nr 2)

Jacek Hahn
as Twin Brother (segment nr 1)

Janusz Hahn
as Twin Brother (segment nr 1)

Gustaw Lutkiewicz
as 'Śruba' (segment nr 1)

Mirosław Majchrowski
as 'Parmezan' (segment nr 1)

Mieczysław Pawlikowski
as Pieczarkiewicz (segment nr 2)