You Don't Mess with the Zohan

An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.

Cast

Adam Sandler

as Zohan Dvir

Emmanuelle Chriqui

as Dalia Hakbarah

John Turturro

as Fatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah

Nick Swardson

as Michael Klayman

Lainie Kazan

as Gail Klayman

Rob Schneider

as Salim Yousfobdal

Kevin Nealon

as Kevin

Mariah Carey

as Mariah Carey

Yamit Sol

as Dorit

Adria Tennor

as Kids' Salon Owner

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