Machete Kills

Ex-Federale agent Machete is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

Cast

Danny Trejo

as Machete

Mel Gibson

as Voz

Demián Bichir

as Mendez

Amber Heard

as Miss San Antonio

Michelle Rodriguez

as Luz

Sofía Vergara

as Desdemona

Charlie Sheen

as Mr. President

Lady Gaga

as La Camaleón

Antonio Banderas

as El Camaleón 4

Walton Goggins

as El Camaleón 1

Reviews

Per Gunnar Jonsson

I wonder what drugs Rodriguez was on when he wrote this movie but he must have been under the influence of something since it is even more weird and insanely violent than his usual concoctions. What is worse it that it really is somewhat incoherent, like ideas for scenes was just strung together wit...

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