Song of the Sword

Imagine, if you will, LARPers — Live Action Role Playing — but on a much larger scale, filmed by video camera, fuzzy drained video colors coalescing to give us wanderers with walking sticks in the woods, primitive video effects in the place of computer generation magic and best of all, everyone is so serious about it. Like, serious enough to get out amongst the jagger bushes and mosquitos in a loin cloth of all things. You ever pore over that old Monster Manual and have a Hook Horror LJN figure? Then you’re going to get this. Maybe you’d like to see ladies in Renaissance Faire garb sword fight one another in the hometown of William Burroughs, possibly behind a mall? Do you like dialogue like, “Do mine eyes deceive me or is it Shan-Ra?” And people bowing and saying, “My lady, I beseech you for protection?” This is that movie.

Cast

Ry Brown

Ry Brown

as Grimwald Graelie

Maria Anthony

Maria Anthony

as Kalydia

Clark Jamison

Clark Jamison

as Shan-Ra

Mitch Barr

Mitch Barr

as Calador

Dody Sankpill

Dody Sankpill

as Adroma

Mark Parker

Mark Parker

as Merlin

Shanda Grotta

Shanda Grotta

as The Warrior Queen

Bridget Patti

Bridget Patti

as Rugaria

Stan Haehl

Stan Haehl

as Rebel

Owen Leonard

Owen Leonard

as Rebel

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