Imagine, if you will, LARPers — Live Action Role Playing — but on a much larger scale, filmed by video camera, fuzzy drained video colors coalescing to give us wanderers with walking sticks in the woods, primitive video effects in the place of computer generation magic and best of all, everyone is so serious about it. Like, serious enough to get out amongst the jagger bushes and mosquitos in a loin cloth of all things. You ever pore over that old Monster Manual and have a Hook Horror LJN figure? Then you’re going to get this. Maybe you’d like to see ladies in Renaissance Faire garb sword fight one another in the hometown of William Burroughs, possibly behind a mall? Do you like dialogue like, “Do mine eyes deceive me or is it Shan-Ra?” And people bowing and saying, “My lady, I beseech you for protection?” This is that movie.

Ry Brown
as Grimwald Graelie

Maria Anthony
as Kalydia

Clark Jamison
as Shan-Ra

Mitch Barr
as Calador

Dody Sankpill
as Adroma

Mark Parker
as Merlin

Shanda Grotta
as The Warrior Queen

Bridget Patti
as Rugaria

Stan Haehl
as Rebel

Owen Leonard
as Rebel
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