No More Excuses

A bizarre portrait of the New York singles scene.

Cast

Robert Downey Sr.

as Pvt. Stewart Thompson

Alan Abel

as Himself

Lawrence Wolf

as President James A. Garfield

Prentice Wilhite

as Charles Guiteau

Linda Diesem

as Mrs. Garfield

Aimée Eccles

as Chinese Girl

Don Calfa

as Priest

Paula Morris

as Priest's Woman / Prostitute

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