Blonsh

A one-track-minded teen stumbles into something out of this world while searching for condoms in his girlfriend's brother's car.

Cast

Blu del Barrio

as Hugo

James Werner

as Eli

Dominique Denny

as Natalie

Sam Roach

as Blonsh

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