Stealing Rembrandt

Two bumbling scrap metal thieves - father and son - steal the wrong painting during a museum heist. The painting turns out to be the only original Rembrandt painting in Denmark, and all hell breaks loose. What do you do when you've got Interpol, the Danish police and the entire Danish underworld on your heels? And who was this Rembrandt guy anyway?

Cast

Lars Brygmann

as Mick

Jakob Cedergren

as Tom

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

as Kenneth

Nicolas Bro

as Jimmy

Sonja Richter

as Trine

Paprika Steen

as Charlotte

Gordon Kennedy

as Christian

Nikolaj Lie Kaas

as Kiosk Karsten

Søren Pilmark

Ole Ernst

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