Kiss the Girls and Make Them Die

In this spoof of spy films, CIA agent, Kelly, is in Rio De Janeiro spying on a wealthy industrialist, David Ardonian, who secretly plans to turn the world sterile and repopulate it with his harem. UK spy, Susan Fleming, helps Kelly.

Cast

Mike Connors

as Kelly

Dorothy Provine

as Susan Fleming

Raf Vallone

as Mr. Ardonian

Terry-Thomas

as Lord Aldric / James

Margaret Lee

as Grace

Nicoletta Machiavelli

as Sylvia

Beverly Adams

as Karin

Marilù Tolo

as Gioia

Seyna Seyn

as Wilma Soong

Oliver MacGreevy

as Ringo

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