Gospel of Ted

Ferrari Thunderbird Taylor is getting ready to leave South Carolina behind forever and start a new life in the Queen City - until her deadbeat husband exchanges all their hard-earned money for cryptocurrency at the behest of a shadowy cult figure, known only as Ted. Before her new life can begin, Ferra must dismantle Ted's legion of Apocalypse-preppers, restore her husband's sanity, and salvage what's left of her good name.

Cast

Breanna Foister

as Ferrari Thunderbird Taylor

Joe Worthen

as Harry Shumway

Paul Kaufmann

as Ted

Jesse Hamlin

as Carther Graham

Seven James

as Palmer

Hiren Patel

as Daniel

Jason Walter

as Stephen

Jeff Benninghofen

as Hank

Ryan Adams

as Sex Offender

Ty Rabideau

as Mooky

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