Don't Suck

Pete Brennan is a middle-aged stand-up comedian who’s spent half his life chasing laughs in dingy dive bars & diners. When given a last shot at stardom to appear on a network special starring Russell Peters, he goes on tour to prepare. Yet he was not prepared for is his opening act, Ethan Barr, a 417-year-old vampire who just unleashed his thirst for blood by devouring a gun-wielding heckler after a rough show.

Cast

Jamie Kennedy

as Pete

Matt Rife

as Ethan

Ellen Hollman

as Stephanie

Russell Peters

as Russell Peters

Lauren Compton

as Scarlett

Carrot Top

as Carrot Top

Lisa Wilcox

as Peggy

Maurice Compte

as DJ Minky

Jimmie Walker

as Dale

Lauren Shaw

as Sarah

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