Secret Santa

World famous super spy and chimney expert Santa Claus comes out of retirement to save the world from the most dangerous terrorist the world has ever known.

Cast

Andy Mogren

as Santa Claus

Freddie Wong

as Kris Kringle/Frostbite

Ellary Porterfield

as Miss Eltoe

Nick Rutherford

as Government Agent

Steve Zaragoza

as Doc

Joe Bereta

as Victor Von Eyepatch

Paul Prado

as Nutcracker

Benji Dolly

as Master Of Ceremonies

Desmond Dolly

as Rhymsey

Peter Gilroy

as Computer Expert Goon

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