Hypochondriac Danny Weems gets drafted and accidentally smuggles his girlfriend aboard his Pacific-bound troopship.

Danny Kaye
as Danny Weems

Dinah Shore
as Virginia Merrill

Dana Andrews
as Joe Nelson

Constance Dowling
as Mary Morgan

Knox Manning
as Narration (voice)

Louis Calhern
as Colonel Ashley

George Mathews
as Blackie

Benny Baker
as Butterball

Elisha Cook Jr.
as Info Jones

Lyle Talbot
as Sergeant Gelsey
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"Danny" (Danny Kaye) is suffering from draftitis, but Uncle Sam isn't so gullible - even when he claims to have a disease more readily found in fish. Anyway, with uniform beckoning he and best pal "Joe" (Dana Andrews) arrive at the training camp only to find that two of the officers at the base were...