Quest for the Egg Salad

Even the Fugliest person can change the course of History.

Cast

Jesse Green

as Balfazar

Chris Seaver

as Duglos the Sak

Tim Ekkebus

as Astrogon

Teen Ape

as Himself

Casey Bowker

as Blayu

Lloyd Kaufman

as Gandalfini

Tina Krause

as Nienna

Doug Sakmann

as Goblin King

Zafer Ulkucu

as Orc1

Bob Heckman

as Orc2

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