Take the Money and Run

Virgil Starkwell is intent on becoming a notorious bank robber. Unfortunately for Virgil and his not-so-budding career, he is completely incompetent.

Cast

Woody Allen

as Virgil Starkwell

Janet Margolin

as Louise

Marcel Hillaire

as Fritz

Jacquelyn Hyde

as Miss Blair

Lonny Chapman

as Jake - Convict

Jan Merlin

as Al - Bank Robber

James Anderson

as Chain Gang Warden

Howard Storm

as Fred

Mark Gordon

as Vince

Micil Murphy

as Frank

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