Where the Hell's That Gold?!!?

A pair of thieves are pursued by the U.S. Army, the Mexican federales and Apaches in this made-for-TV Western.

Cast

Willie Nelson

as Cross

Delta Burke

as Germany

Jack Elam

as Boone

Alfonso Arau

as Indio

Gregory Sierra

as General

Michael Wren

as Lieutenant

Gerald McRaney

as Jones

Jaime Lyn Bauer

as Brandy

Annabelle Gurwitch

as Jesse

J.D. Garfield

as Young Fargo Man

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