The Cosmic Idiot

After drunkenly stumbling through a portal, an idiot finds himself lost in an abandoned beach town. Here, he poorly recounts his PAST, present, and future existences, each ending in the spontaneous combustion of planet Earth.

Cast

Jonah Blechman

as Jay

Luke Loftin

as Brents

Sarah Anne Hill

as Rose

Taylor Compton

as Victoria

Penelope Grover

as Sue

Sandra V Baptista

as Phoebe

Andy Schirrmeister

as Randall

Joe Grisaffi

as Maurice

Richard C. Jones

as Hostage

Adelaide Lummis

as Delilah

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