If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Cast

Rose Byrne

as Linda

Conan O'Brien

as Therapist

A$AP Rocky

as James

Danielle Macdonald

as Caroline

Delaney Quinn

as Child

Mary Bronstein

as Dr. Spring

Ivy Wolk

as Diana

Mark Stolzenberg

as Parking Attendant

Manu Narayan

as Landlord

Christian Slater

as Father

Reviews

Brent Marchant

In an age where life’s everyday challenges can test our wits, becoming overwhelmed is a real possibility when they pile up. Just ask Linda (Rose Byrne), a therapist who struggles to sincerely and sensitively assist her troubled patients. But that’s just the start of her problems. She’s also tending ...

CinemaSerf

Rose Byrne turns in a terrific performance here, but I found the thrust of the plot to be just a bit too much like a contrived horror movie. She is “Linda”, a therapist whose husband is off piloting a boat and whose un-named daughter has some form of undefined illness that is putting huge pressure o...

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