Attack of the Swole People

A government agent and her rookie partner race to stop a trio of gym bro extraterrestrials from murdering humans and pilfering their creatine supplies.

Cast

Gabriel Barron

as Swole Person / Crime Scene Photographer

Jenny Henderson

as Liv

John Wayne Henderson

as Joel

Ian Kramer

as Rookie

Rachel Noble

as Agent Harding

Uriel Noble

as Swole Person

Jackson Connor Petty

as Chad

Kathryn Petty

as Diane / Crime Scene Analyst

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