Criminal Record: Zoo-Kept

Seven vicious creatures are interviewed on account of their crimes against humanity in this unhinged spoof of Nick Park's "Creature Comforts"

Cast

Isnain Khan

as The panther / The vampire bat

Connor Wilson

as The tiger shark / The goat

Ryan Baxter

as The polar bear / The hawk

Trevor Morris

as The dart frog

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