An attempted robbery turns to be an unexpected recruitment when two unemployed men mistakenly break into a police office instead of a store.

Terence Hill
as Matt Kirby

Bud Spencer
as Wilbur Walsh

David Huddleston
as Captain McBride

Luciano Catenacci
as Fred 'Curly' Cline

Ezio Marano
as Bloodsucker

Luciano Rossi
as Geronimo

Luigi Casellato
as Drugstore Owner

Edy Biagetti
as Lieutenant Governor

Jill Flanter
as Countess Galina Kochilova

Laura Gemser
as Suzy Lee