The Seven Seas of Sage

What do you get when you cross a retired dragon deity and a sailor? A disaster, a wrecked ship, and a hungry crew stranded on the shores of Singapura.

Cast

Aki

as Sage

Julien Kerk

as Nine

Ysabella Banta

as Nadya

Tahsh

as JJ

Red

as Goodang

Nina Sarmiento

as Terri

Reviews

thecabbageboy

The film is a celebration of the inherent dramatism and queerness of Southeast Asia history, as well as a wonderful exploration of the trope of found family. The characters are hilarious, complex and so well-explored within a short runtime; at first glance, the titular character (as advertised) is a...

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