Frozen Assets
Zach Shepard is excited to find he's been hired as president of a bank. When he finally arrives in Hobart, Ore., he discovers to his dismay that the bank is actually a sperm bank. There he meets the cold Dr. Grace Murdoch, the scientist in charge, whose disregard for him seems to mask romantic intentions. Meanwhile, in order to save the business, the sperm bank holds a fundraiser to find the man with the highest sperm count.
Cast
Shelley Long
as Dr. Grace Murdock
Corbin Bernsen
as Zach Shepard
Teri Copley
as Peaches
Larry Miller
as Newton Patterson
Dody Goodman
as Mrs. Patterson
Jeanne Cooper
as Zach Shepard's mother
Jenifer Lewis
as Jomisha
Paul Sand
as McTaggert
Gerrit Graham
as Lewis Crandall
John Asher
as Bobby Murdock
Reviews
WaxA
Siskel and Ebert said this was the worst movie they had ever seen and one of them was so depressed. They wanted to stop watching movies. So naturally, I had to check it out. The opening scene set the standard, a low brow comedy, so I wasn’t expecting much. However I was surprised at the number of...
