A movie within a movie, created to spoof the martial arts genre. Writer/director Steve Oedekerk uses contemporary characters and splices them into a 1970s kung-fu film, weaving the new and old together. As the main character, The Chosen One, Oedekerk sets off to avenge the deaths of his parents at the hands of kung-fu legend Master Pain. Along the way he encounters some strange characters.

Steve Oedekerk
as The Chosen One

Lung Fei
as Master Pain (Betty) (archive footage)

Leo Lee
as Young Master Pain

Hsieh Ling-ling
as Ling (archive footage)

Lau Kar-Wing
as Wimp Lo (archive footage)

Lin Yan
as Dying Ling

Chen Hui-Lou
as Master Tang (archive footage)

Jennifer Tung
as Whoa

Ming Lo
as Father

Peggy Lu
as Mother