The Tattoo

An art dealer wants to buy a Modigliani, which is tattooed on the back of an old soldier.

Cast

Jean Gabin

as Count Enguerand de Montignac,aka 'Legrain'

Louis de Funès

as Félicien Mézeray

Dominique Davray

as Suzanne Mézeray

Paul Mercey

as Pellot

Yves Barsacq

as Postman

Henri Virlogeux

as Dubois, tax collector

Hubert Deschamps

as Professor Mortemont

Jean-Pierre Darras

as Lucien, postman

Patrick Préjean

as Detective #1

Joe Warfield

as Larsen

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