All Men Are Apes!

A woman in prison relates her downfall from precocious thief of her mother's boyfriends to murderess. Plus, stripping! And a dude in an ape costume!

Cast

Stephanie de Passe

as Diane

Grace Lynn

as Marge

Mia Marlowe

as Barbara

Mark Ryan

as Buddy Saxon

Steve Vincent

as Rocky Adam

Tom O'Horgan

as Marcel Fires

Frank Geraci

as Junior Brighteyes

June Roberts

as The Maid

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