Win, Place or Steal

Three friends have two things in common: (1) they like to bet on the horses at the track, and (2) they invariably lose. One day they hit upon a scheme to steal one of the track's betting machines, so that they'd be able to print winning tickets and recoup the money they've lost over the years. However, things don't go exactly as planned.

Cast

Alex Karras

as Frank

McLean Stevenson

as Mr. Hammond

Russ Tamblyn

as Raymond

Dean Stockwell

as Billy

Alan Oppenheimer

as Lt. Mannite

Peggy Rea

as Josephine

Harry Dean Stanton

as Jack

Scatman Crothers

as Attendant

Kristina Holland

as Mouse

Betty Harford

as Landlady

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