"God watches out for dummies. He's got both eyes on them." Anyone who is young at heart and loves to laugh will enjoy this off-the-wall, melodramatic-styled comedy. Jack and Milo, both in their forties, with about the same IQ, are left to fend for themselves for the first time. They get a loan from the bank and lend the money to the Mafia for big interest. As the Morons go to collect their first interest, their dream of easy money becomes a nightmare. The Mafia demands $500 every week or their lives. They try one money making scheme after another to dodge death. Their only hope is that their stupidity will save them.

Keith Welch
as Jack

Denton Harris
as Milo

Rex Woodward
as Mafia (John Shalako)

Whitney Woodward
as Whitney

Brian Woodward
as Brian

Norma Wing
as Mama

Todd Hawkes
as Neighbor

Leslie Hawkes
as Neighbor's Wife

Dale Nartker
as Banker

Van Woodward
as Brian and Whitney's Dad