The Douche: The Beginning

Douche is the worlds best hit man but after a botched mission he ends up in hands of the infamous evil genius Dr. Bartholomew.

Cast

Griffin Hansen

as The Douche

Andrew Moore

as Michael Morbius

Landon Davis

as Dr. Bartholomew

Donald Stroud

as Card Player 1

Landon 2

as Card Player 2

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