Santa's Slay

Santa Claus is actually a demon who lost a bet with an angel, so he became the giver of toys and happiness. But this year the bet is off, and Santa is about to return to his evil ways.

Cast

Bill Goldberg

as Santa

Douglas Smith

as Nicolas Yuleson

Emilie de Ravin

as Mary 'Mac' Mackenzie

Robert Culp

as Grandpa

Dave Thomas

as Pastor Timmons

Saul Rubinek

as Mr. Green

Rebecca Gayheart

as Gwen Mason

Chris Kattan

as Jason Mason

Fran Drescher

as Virginia Mason

James Caan

as Darren Mason

Reviews

r96sk

This is bonkers... and I thoroughly had fun with it! I will say that the ending is very underwhelming, like what was that?, but I still had an entertaining time with <em>'Santa’s Slay'</em>. Not all the jokes land, naturally, but the ultra menace and violence that ensues with Santa is great to wa...

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