The Nostril Picker

Joe is an ugly loser, incapable of picking up women. But when he’s taught a magical power, capable of transforming him into anyone he pleases and then back to his normal self, he decides to use it to live out his perverse fantasies. Initially content just watching them shower, Joe soon tires of mindless nudity and gears up to take his ultimate revenge against womankind: luring them to his shabby apartment, violently killing, and even eating them!

Cast

Carl Zschering

as Joe Bukowski

Edward Tanner

as Vince Armstrong

Laura Cummings

as Jennifer Armstrong

Ann Flood

as Jo Bukowski

Gail Didia

as Crisi Stroud

Heidi M. Gregg

as Tracy Harper

Aimee Molinaro

as Brenda Kearn

Clyde Surrell

as Ed Simpson

Steven Andrews

as Transvestite

Horace Grimm

as Bum

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