Welcome to Cobbledick’s

A twisted pizza joint's outrageous promotional stunt, advertising the films Pizza Boy & Bloodlust for Santa Claus.

Cast

Andrew Etzweiler

as Karate Mac

JC Contreras

as Buff Man

Laurel Williams

as Joannifer

Joey Khazanedar

as Bernie / Radio Voice

Vanessa LeMoine

as Popular Girl

Reviews

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