The Three Must-Get-Theres

In this movie, Max Linder parodies the famous novel "The Three Musketeers".

Cast

Max Linder

as Dart-In-Again

Bull Montana

as Li'l Cardinal Richie-Loo

Frank Cooke

as King Louis XIII

Caroline Rankin

as Queen Anne

Jobyna Ralston

as Constance Bonne-aux-Fieux

John J. Richardson

as Walrus

Charles Mezzetti

as Octopus

Clarence Wertz

as Porpoise

Fred Cavens

as Bernajoux

Harry Mann

as Lord Duke Poussy Bunkumin

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