This Is Not a Christmas Movie

Christmas is a time of getting together. Of fun and love. A time of Santa Claus and shopping for decorations. In the run-up to their annual Christmas dinner, we follow several family members in their separate failing attempts to be a good person.

Cast

Jacqueline Blom

as Brechtje

René van Zinnicq Bergmann

as Martijn

Kiefer Zwart

as Justus

Stefanie van Leersum

as Jos

Georgina Verbaan

as Louise

Barbara Sloesen

as Bob

Jim Lageveen

as Beer

Paul de Leeuw

as Kerstman

Oscar Aerts

as JJ

Robbert Bleij

as Aswin

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