Porch Pirates

In "Porch Pirates," three detectives—Jack Tyler, Marcos Fernandez, and Sally Jones—tackle the challenge of catching a group of holiday thieves. As they strive to safeguard the festive season, they also manage personal struggles. Jack balances his demanding job with his vibrant family life, while widower Marcos grapples with his grief during the holidays. The plot thickens with a high-stakes mission to retrieve a valuable Beanie Baby stolen from the Mayor's porch, threatening the town's Christmas spirit. This thrilling chase is laden with humor, surprising turns, and a sprinkle of holiday magic, reminding us that Christmas joy comes from unity, laughter, and sometimes, chasing the perfect, unconventional gift.

Cast

Jay Dee Walters

as Jack Tyler

Ryan T. Johnson

as Sticky/Kenny Rogers

Candace Kirkpatrick

as Maria Tyler

Eric Hanson

as Fast Eddie

Phil Mendoza

as Marcos Fernandez

Bill Jenkins

as Mayor Jim

David D. Ford

as David

Natalie Jones

as Charley

Molly Peyton White

as Sarah

Kara Rainer

as Sally Jones

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