How to Lose Friends & Alienate People

Sidney Young is a down-on-his-luck journalist. Thanks to a stint involving a pig and a glitzy awards ceremony, Sidney turns his fortunes around, attracting the attention of Clayton Harding, editor of New York-based glossy magazine 'Sharps', and landing the holy grail of journalism jobs. The Brit jets off to the Big Apple and moves from one blunder to the next.

Cast

Simon Pegg

as Sidney Young

Kirsten Dunst

as Alison Olsen

Danny Huston

as Lawrence Maddox

Megan Fox

as Sophie Maes

Jeff Bridges

as Clayton Harding

Gillian Anderson

as Eleanor Johnson

Max Minghella

as Vincent Lepak

Jefferson Mays

as Bill Nathanson

Bill Paterson

as Richard Young

Miriam Margolyes

as Mrs. Kowalski

Reviews

Gimly

I think Simon Pegg is probably better served as a comedic actor in his native British movies, he's proven himself in that field time and time again, but when it comes to things like _How to Lose Friends & Alienate People_ he is never given the opportunity to shine, and it's the lacklustre, derivativ...

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