Unless Darren can survive New York's largest drug mogul, write a paper on Dante's "Inferno," escape three thugs chasing the wrong guy and sell fifty pills of ecstasy to make his tuition payment, he'll never date the girl of his dreams.

Lou Taylor Pucci
as Darren

Kristen Bell
as Gracie

John Hensley
as Coleman

Nora Zehetner
as Michelle

Monica Keena
as Petunia

Diora Baird
as Tiffany

Michael Masini
as Halo

Rachel Boston
as Lindsay

Christopher M. Boyd
as Richard

Jeffrey Nicholas Brown
as Homeless Joe