Jingle All the Slay

Hank Carter, a highly skilled hitman, has one last chance to save his marriage. Determined to give his family the perfect Christmas at a luxurious lake mansion, Hank tries to hide his dangerous profession. But when a bounty is placed on his head, waves of holiday-themed hitmen descend on the mansion, and Hank must fend them off using every Christmas decoration in sight—all while keeping his family in the dark.

Cast

Bradley Stryker

as Paulie

Florence Hall

as Jayney

Nick Sagar

as Hank Carter

Julio Cesar Cedillo

as Mordecai

Amber Doig-Thorne

Vas Blackwood

as Reggie

Eloise Lovell Anderson

as Delilah

Adam Korson

as Bob

Mark Fleischmann

as Father McDougall

Montana Manning

as Jenny Carter

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