How to Make Crackers

A host teaches the world to make crackers.

Cast

Michael C. Stettes

as Crackers Host

Barry Alexander Hesson

as The True Homeowner

Bob Rose

as Bob The Camera Guy

Victor Acord

as Nipple DeSlurple

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