SCHIZM

Hijinx ensue when Pinky, an ambiguous foreigner, seeks human connection in the streets and recreational grounds of Fulham, London.

Cast

Rory McNamara

as Pinky

Mike Kelson

as Gareth B. Underwood

Jevoy Palmer

as Drunkard

William Woodward

as Headphoned Man

Grace Lasschuit

as Female Smoker

Ali Abdeldaym

as Male Smoker

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