Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?

War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.

Cast

Brian Keith

as Officer Michael M. Nace

Tony Curtis

as Shannon Gambroni

Ernest Borgnine

as Sheriff Harve

Ivan Dixon

as Sgt. Jones

Suzanne Pleshette

as Ramona

Tom Ewell

as Billy Joe Davis

Bradford Dillman

as Capt. Myerson

Arthur O'Connell

as Mr. Kruft

John Fiedler

as Maj. Purvis

Don Ameche

as Col. Flanders

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