Ernie and Emma

A pear salesman is left with some amusing duties and an urn of ashes after losing the love of his life.

Cast

Bruce Campbell

as Ernie

Cerina Vincent

as Judy

Ted Raimi

as Persnickety Dance Instructor

Robin McAlpine

as Emma (voice)

William Earl Ray

as Neighbor Earl

Brian Gunter

as Guy Drehobl

Eric Martin Reid

as Asshole Homeowner

P.K. Glazer

as Idiot on the Riverbank

Michael Kallio

as Surly Liquor Store Salesman

Mike Estes

as Budtender

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