The Onion Movie

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

Cast

Len Cariou

as Norm Archer

Steven Seagal

as Cock Puncher

Larissa Laskin

as Dana Dobbs

Ken Takemoto

as Sensei

Don McManus

as Dennis McCormick

Michael Bolton

as Michael Bolton

Ahmed Ahmed

as Ahmed

Brendan Fletcher

as White Black Guy Tim

Daniel Dae Kim

as Ivy Leaguer

Meredith Baxter

as Cooking Show Chef

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