Are You There Satan? It's Me, Bryan

Feeling dissatisfied with his life, a depressed satanist decides to take it out on the leader of his cult and a secret is revealed that changes his life.

Cast

Justin Duggan

as Bryan

Gino Angelini

as Mark

Ashleigh King

as Mary

Chase Hanley

as Satanic Priest

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