George Lollar takes his family on vacation with "Club Sand", a shoddy and untrustworthy company. On their tropical island, they find soldiers everywhere, an unhelpful staff, inhospitable accomodation and undesirable holiday makers, but everyone except for George manages to have fun in the sun.

Charles Grodin
as George Lollar

Robin Pearson Rose
as Sheila Lollar

John Ashton
as Phil Cocoran

Megan Mullally
as Jessica Lollar

Jon Lovitz
as Bartender

Gerrit Graham
as Curt

Mario Van Peebles
as Pino

Scott Nemes
as Bobby Lollar

Stennar Strom
as Brad Lollar

David Mirkin
as Walter Ambrose