The Boulder Theory

After falling in love with a boulder, two glyptodons brawl over their shared romantic interest.

Cast

Jonathan Standing

as Narrator

Naomi Hawkins

as Crystal

Eve Yoder

as Dumb Bird

Claire Wescott

as Additional Voices

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