On the day his first child is born, Dan decides to have a swift pint with his best friend before he goes to the hospital. Halfway down the pint, all hell breaks loose. Wetting the baby's head will never be the same again.

Dean Smith
as Dan

Laura Rollins
as Pamela

Gary Damer
as The Jockey

Susan Jayne-Robinson
as Liz

Alicia Ambrose-Bayly
as Sas

Kru Lundy
as Sam

David Mason
as Joe The Barman

Tom Gibbons
as Ant

Tony Coughlan
as Dancer

Michael Normanton
as Angry Landlord