Wooden Hearts

An upcoming motion picture by Onur Tukel

Cast

Vít Hořejš

as The Puppeteer

Brian Berrebbi

as The Puppeteer's Son

Onur Tukel

as The Hitchhiker

Eva Dorrepaal

as The Puppeteer's Lover

Leonita Gashi

as The Son's Friend

Patrick Devitt

as The Son's Friend

Annie McCain Engman

as Amorous Wife

Danny Kwiatkowski

as Amorous Husband

Bonnie Stein

as The Puppeteer's Road Pickup

Greg Johnson

as Patron

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