The Philosophers' Football Match

The Philosophers' Football Match is a 1972 comedic sketch by the British surreal comedy group Monty Python, depicting a fictional association football match between teams composed of ancient Greek and modern German philosophers, set during the 1972 Summer Olympics at Munich's Olympiastadion.

Cast

John Cleese

as Archimedes

Eric Idle

as Sokrates

Graham Chapman

as Hegel

Michael Palin

as Nietzsche

Terry Jones

as Karl Marx

Terry Gilliam

as I. Kant

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