The Philosophers' Football Match is a 1972 comedic sketch by the British surreal comedy group Monty Python, depicting a fictional association football match between teams composed of ancient Greek and modern German philosophers, set during the 1972 Summer Olympics at Munich's Olympiastadion.

John Cleese
as Archimedes

Eric Idle
as Sokrates

Graham Chapman
as Hegel

Michael Palin
as Nietzsche

Terry Jones
as Karl Marx

Terry Gilliam
as I. Kant