Where's The Beef

A cynical detective investigates cattle mutilations in Appalachia, only to meet an extraterrestrial friend.

Cast

Cameron Hess

as Detective Kirby

Kayla Jardinado

as Allen (Body)

Kaed Fulton

as Waiter

Dylan Francis

as Allen (voice)

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